Dorkway knows that your time is valuable. That's why our consultants come with a hefty price tag, three times your annual budget. Your time is our money!
You know all those processes and workflows that you have streamlined over the years? Fuck that. So, get ready to witness a transformation that will leave your staff scratching their heads in confusion and frustration and probably even quitting. We'll guide you through a convoluted maze of complexity, ensuring frustration and ultimately paving the way for hiring fresh-faced graduates who'll work for a fraction of your previous staff's salary. Talk about cost savings, right?
And hey, don't worry if our consultants seem like they're just putting on a show. It's all part of the master plan to stretch the project timeline and charge you extra. It's pure genius, if you ask us.
Remember those simple purchase requests? Well, fuck that too! We'll teach you how to turn that straightforward process into a mind-boggling 50-step workflow, complete with countless roadblocks that prevent anyone from actually making a purchase. Who needs efficiency when you can have bureaucracy, am I right? We'll even make sure everyone on your staff needs to have an accounting degree just to fill out a "requisition" that'll inevitably get bounced back by the actual accountants who actually have the knowledge and understanding but won't be able to make changes because we value the integrity of those clueless initial requests. So, get ready to embrace the chaos and hand over that saved money to us. We'll take care of everything... or maybe not. It's all part of the adventure!